DONNA DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK
I’m thankful for this video of puppies learning to howl.
If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me
This video is the culprit
i’m gonna die
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
Whatever this is, yes.
You know how you love pizza?
I call myself a Republican because I am one. I believe in market solutions and I believe in common sense realities and the necessity to defend ourselves against a dangerous world and that’s about it. The problem is now I have to be homophobic. I have to count the number of times people go to church. I have to deny facts and think scientific research is a long con. I have to think poor people are getting a sweet ride. And I have to have such a stunning inferiority complex that I fear education and intellect in the 21st century. But most of all, the biggest new requirement, really the only requirement, is that I have to hate Democrats. And I have to hate Chris Christie for not spitting on the president when he got off Air Force One. The two party system is crucial to the whole operation. There is honor in being the loyal opposition.
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